Sunday, August 31, 2008

I'm Running For President!

It just happened! I said that I was as qualified to clean up and run Washington as the next candidate in a chat room, and one thing led to another.....

News Channel 3 Story (CBS affiliate)


I've been out-polled! This is the woman who has leapt ahead of me in the write in slots! No way I can keep up with her~check out her campaign videos!

Mrs. Betty Bowers For President

6 comments:

Darlahoodlum, Sorceress and Malcontent said...

Link??

Heather said...

The link don't work Momma! You've got my vote anyday, have you picked your Veep yet? I'm not doing anything much so feel free to tap me if you need a running mate. We will take over the world, but in a colorful, magic filled way. It'll be great. I think we should bring back public executions for war criminals though when you are prez, but I want to be on the firing squad! :)
Love you!

redchair said...

Stinky link! Dina's got a stinky link.

I'll vote for you anyway. There is no doubt you could clean house on all.

I just read Heather's comment. She cracks me up! "Public executions and firing squads." So funny.

Hugs,
Vikki

Martha Marshall said...

I can't wait to see the link!! Can I be your funning mate?

queenlint1 said...

The link showed this really awesome video news report about an online phenom who was suggested as a write-in for prez. You got to personalize it and see your name on bumper stickers, billboards and city buses! Cool!

And I'd run with a committee and every one of my girl posse would be on it and in my cabinet!

Let's see. There could be a Department of Weeds that would take on GMO foods and seed sellers, chemical corporations that have added to the 100 mile dead zone in the ocean around America, and a Dept of Fish, Meat and FOUL that would 1)stop Mad Cow disease and be up front about the number of cases that go unreported,2)line up stock men and slaughterhouse owners to be cattle prodded into retirement after we break their legs,3)round up corporate farmers who grow meat animals in inhumane conditions and line them up naked in small cages, cut their lips off so they can't bite each other or talk, and feed them chemically enhanced feed with antibiotics so their boobs will grow.

And we GOTTA has us a Department of Ain't Gonna Be No War No More to dismantle the military complex, put Halliburton, Kellogg, Brown and Root, and Blackwater out of business. We would humanely retrain them to make brass buttons, clean up the mess they made all over the world, and be made to guess secret codes to get into the refrigerator.

Any more ideas?? This could be a Meme, too!

Love you all and you would ALL be right there with me in a screaming case of nepotism.

Love,
D

queenlint1 said...

The link showed this really awesome video news report about an online phenom who was suggested as a write-in for prez. You got to personalize it and see your name on bumper stickers, billboards and city buses! Cool!

And I'd run with a committee and every one of my girl posse would be on it and in my cabinet!

Let's see. There could be a Department of Weeds that would take on GMO foods and seed sellers, chemical corporations that have added to the 100 mile dead zone in the ocean around America, and a Dept of Fish, Meat and FOUL that would 1)stop Mad Cow disease and be up front about the number of cases that go unreported,2)line up stock men and slaughterhouse owners to be cattle prodded into retirement after we break their legs,3)round up corporate farmers who grow meat animals in inhumane conditions and line them up naked in small cages, cut their lips off so they can't bite each other or talk, and feed them chemically enhanced feed with antibiotics so their boobs will grow.

And we GOTTA has us a Department of Ain't Gonna Be No War No More to dismantle the military complex, put Halliburton, Kellogg, Brown and Root, and Blackwater out of business. We would humanely retrain them to make brass buttons, clean up the mess they made all over the world, and be made to guess secret codes to get into the refrigerator.

Any more ideas?? This could be a Meme, too!

Love you all and you would ALL be right there with me in a screaming case of nepotism.

Love,
D